- Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper. 
- Slice each hard-boiled egg in half (lengthwise) and place on the lined cookie sheet.  Gently remove each egg yolk and place the yolk in a medium mixing bowl. 
- Using a fork, mash the egg yolks.  Add the mayo, ranch dressing, softened cream cheese, and garlic.  Stir to incorporate. 
- Fold in the bacon, minced jalapeño, salt, and pepper. 
- Spoon the mixture into each egg cup or use a Ziploc bag cut off at one end to pipe the mixture into the eggs. 
- Sprinkle paprika on each egg and top off with a jalapeño slice. 
- Transfer to serving platter and serve immediately or refrigerate until ready to use.